The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What are two blondes fighting over, on a motorcycle? Over which one gets the window seat.
What crop do metalheads grow? Korn
What name would you call someone with poor local area network? What name would you call someone with poor local area network? Nolan
Why do writers hate the bible? It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
Why is it a bad idea to flush old wooden Dutch shoes down a toilet? It would start Clogging up
After reading that Afghanistan had the highest infant mortality rate, this occurred to me. What do you call Afghan triplets?Twins!I am so sorry....
A good metaphor for today's youth is the book Peter Pan... Kids sneak out. Get high on dust together. Beat up handicapped man, and steal his boat.
I got in touch with my inner self this morning. That's the last time I buy one ply toilet paper.
Urinal etiquette tips It’s okay to say “Hi” to the man next to you at the urinal. It’s even okay to say “Hi, how’s it going?” It’s not okay to say “Hi. Nice watch!”
A mosquito bit my balls last night Got my balls sucked,later virgins
Dentist always dumb questions like “when’s the last time you flossed?” Like bro you were there wtf
I accidentally walked into my daughter’s room and was shocked to see her reenacting a fantasy scene from 50 Shades of Grey. Like the one where she gets a decent job right out of college.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'