The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.