The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
[Siri Beta] What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien? A mars-upial
A slice of apple pie costs $2 in Cuba. But, in the Bahamas a slice only costs $1 Sorry, I'm just telling you the pie-rates of the Caribbean\*Laughs in Johnny Depp\*
What do you call a Dinosaur that's also a witch? A Tyranosaurus-Hex.
I once had to pretend that i was taking a shit, so I dropped a bottle of soap in the toilet It was a shampoo.
I can read any language in the world! If it is written in English.
In Soviet Russia, you rob bank In Capitalist America, bank robs you
After Trump changes course of hurricane with a sharpie House approves budget of 12 crayons for border wall
My stomach is flat. The L is silent. ..
My boss fired me. "Why?" I asked.He said, "You always question authority." I said, "How?"
What do you call an ant that has been shunned by his community? A socially dissed ant.