The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How do you measure an idea? In ideograms.
A wife calls her husband. "The plumber is gonna come in 7, to fix the clogged sink.""Oh no. You think he's still angry at me from the last time?""What happened last time?""He said he's here to replace the toilet. So I pissed on him"
What did the tired dragon make for dinner? Flamin yawn.
It's tradition in my family that we always have a Christmas jumper. It's my job to talk them down.
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.