The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Can February March? No, but April May!
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Take 2: Someone stole my credit cards and apparently made a purchase in a furniture store. I only found out when the bank contacted me and told me that my card had been reclined.
Man this book on natural selection is really fascinating me I wonder if there are any other books about the Darwin awards
Whats the worst part of eating 11 raw oysters out of your grandmothers vagina? Realizing you only put 10 in
A blonde is sitting next to a brunette on a plane. She turns to the dark haired woman and asks, "Where are you from?" The brunette haughtily replies, "I'm from a place where we know better than to end a sentence with a preposition."The blonde pauses for a second and then asks, "Where are you from, bitch?"
If Korean pop is kpop, what sort of music does Drake make? Crap
What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
People whose jobs require them to enter someone else's house, such as plumbers and electricians, what is the weirdest thing you've seen at a customer's house? My wife.
What do you call a communist sniper? A marxman.
What do you call someone who cosplays as Jesus? A cross-dresser