The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
A man goes to the Doctor and says: "Help, Doc. I'm scared of letters." Doctor: Are you?Man: Aahh!Doctor: Oh, you are. Man: Aaaaahhhhh!Doctor: It's okay , I see! Man AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
"If I ever need to buy a cucumber and nothing else, **I'll also buy lube so the cashier doesn't think I'm vegan."**
The other day I punched a white dude and got arrested for assault, Today I punched a black guy and got arrested for impersonating a police officer.