The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
The other day a farmer asked if I could help him round up 18 cows I said yeah - that's 20 cows.
Today's forecast is going to be.... Partially sunny......
I just read a long article about Japanese sword fighters. If you want, I can samurais it for you.
Okay, my humor is a bit dry, but enjoy? I guess? You probably won’t but eh, I don’t care. So the president asked one of his advisers if there were any Walmart’s in Iran, but his advisor replies: “Mr. President, there are no Walmart’s in Iran, only targets.”
The local Ice Cream man was found dead on the floor of his van, covered in nuts, sprinkles and sauce. The police think he topped himself.
I recently started learning to play the violin, and I think my neighbor enjoys it. I assume he's throwing bricks through my windows to hear me better.
I was in the library one day, when a black friend of mine came in and asked if I knew where the color printer was. I said "Buddy, it's the 21st century, you can use any printer you want."
Why did Karen push CTRL + ALT + DELETE? She wanted the Task Manager.
You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Why are goldfish the most dangerous animal? Because they live in a tank.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.