The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
Do you know the most important job of a grill master at a restaurant? To please their steak holders.