The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
A lady is giving birth. After she pushes and pushes, the baby is born. Doctor: "Mam, I have good news and bad news. Lady: Give me the bad news first.Doctor: your baby has red hair.Lady: Thank goodness! What's the good news!Doctor: It's stillborn