The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My brothers always out clubbing, my parents are really worried about his health. He's always had one foot in the rave.
I read that Snap, Crackle and Pop were found murdered along with Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger Authorities suspect it's the work of a cereal killer.
You know the difference between a woman attending Sunday morning mass and a woman taking a Friday night bath? One has hope in her soul; the other has soap in her hole.
30 Seconds To Mars for only 5 Seconds Of Summer? I'd better get my Nickelback or there'll Panic! At The Disco.
My wife and I are a perfect match. For instance, I have a 9 inch penis, and she doesn't know which end of a ruler to hold up.
What is common between Reddit and China? They both don't like opinions.
A blonde goes to the doctor and says "I keep finding these Colombian postage stamps in my vagina" The doctor takes a look and says "Ma'am, those aren't postage stamps, those are stickers from bannanas"
This new guy Juan has been hanging out with me and friends lately and honestly, I'm not a fan. He very controlling and manipulative. And no Juan is going to tell me what to do.
Someone has glued my pack of cards together-I don't know how to deal with it.
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. Ha! That's not going to help, she said. Sure, it does, I said. It's the only way I can see the numbers.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it's just a bug going around.
What's a bad wizard's favorite computer program? Spell-check.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.