The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down you pants and show him your nuts.
How do we know the corona virus wasn't made in China? Because we've had it for almost a year now and it's still working
A vegan, an anti-vaxxer, and a flat earther walk into a bar I know because they told everyone in 5 minutes.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself It was two tired.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'