The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
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