The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
She sexily unbuttons her shirt, removes her bra, pushes him down and placed his hand on her bare chest. "$100. Just $100 and I'll do anything you want."His eyes glow bright: "Anything?""Anything." She whispers into his ears.Excited, he springs up, pulls out his wallet, gives her 5 brand new $20 bills and says: "Here is $100! Now give me $500!"
What do you call a horny square? Erectangle
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from her vegetarian restaurant. I was a bit confused, I'd never met herbivore.
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.'
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.'
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'