The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Just got fired from da carpet factory. I can't understand it. I kept telling dem how much I love working on da rugs.
American discovery mapping error (with the right to offend) The Spanish Cartography Society summoned their voyaging artist, Amerigo Vespucci, to explain what his purported maps of India depicted instead of the standard, approved reality.AV famously stated, "Um.. err.. I ca.."
My girlfriend and I have an intimate relationship, but she got upset when I was using her toothbrush. So I just said 'Hey, if YOU have a better way to get dogshit out of sneakers...'
What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.
If you re bored during lock down try finally learning the difference between your and you're. Their, I finally said it.
Why should we be lenient on drug abusers with lisps? All they did was meth up.
What do you call a Dent that looks better from a different angle? Harvey \*My first 100% original dad joke. I am proud of me\*
A man on vacation with his family arrives at a hotel. As he's checking in, he says to the clerk, "I'm on vacation with my family, please make sure the porn channel is disabled"The clerk replies in disgust, "It's just regular porn, you sick fuck"
There are two kittens sitting on a steep roof. Which one falls off first? the one with the smallest *mu*.....**Preemptive explanation:**Coefficient of friction. The coefficient of friction (COF), often symbolized by the Greek letter µ (pronounced *mew*), is a dimensionless scalar value which describes the... read more
Dark humour is like food Not everyone gets it.