The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
What price did the inventor of the knock-knock joke win? The No-bell price
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!