The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a kangaroo whos in love with a sheep? A wolly jumper
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now! Wait...
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
Clothes, but no cigar.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.