The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I hate people who use the wrong words in a sentence and don't correct themselves They sometimes should have the humidity to admit it.