The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
So, Jesus and Satan are sitting on a park bench one day ...just chilling, and Satan asks, "Hey JC, what's it called when little chunks of ice fall from the sky? It's not like I get to see it very often."Jesus says, "Hail, Satan."And Satan's all like, "YEEEEEAH, BOI!"And Jesus is all like, "Oh, you."
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off. It's a total rip-off
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.