The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots…
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I just won a reward for most secretive person in the office I can't tell you how much that means to me
I'm making a silent film set in the Middle East It's titled A Kuwait Place
Grocery stores nowadays have amazing selection We have powdered milk, powdered orange juice, powdered eggs, baby powder...
I was surprised about the questions they asked on my online job application. First they asked if want to have sex with male or female .And now they want me to choose who i want to race with.
I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias. The results were exactly what I expected.
The only CD shop near my house sells nothing but old albums. Guess there’s no hot singles in my area.
Really tired today... Feels like I had a long March.