The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar... They both get pissed drunk and pass out. The man wakes up, pays his tab, begins to leave and the bartender points and says:“Oi! You can’t leave that lyin’ there!”The man turns and says:“It’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”
What is do tech companies and drug dealers have in common? They are the only 2 industries that refer to their customers as ‘users’.
Just this week I fucked a dozen chicks Next week, I'll try girls.
What do you call a donkey cleaning your windows An ass wipe
John Woo walks into a bar He orders a shot of Tequila
What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
Carp is about to hit the fan. That's right, I'm going fishing in a helicopter!
Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes? They just want to help you become a groan up.
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.