The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.