The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.