The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
Did you know that fighting increases your risk of heart attack? Because it's assault.
How do spies have sex? Under-covers!
I had to go to the doctors' yesterday, because every time I 69 the wife I get a terrible headache after a couple of minutes. He suggested we do it lying down.
what are cows knees called? burger joints
Who'd want to be Trump's security guard ? \- you shout "Donald, Duck" & everybody would just laugh
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
I really doubt Canada will invest significantly in space exploration, but I’ll believe it if they... ...show me the moon, eh!
All conspiracy theories were proved wrong. Trump will manage to stay in power by... ... dragging the vote count until 2024!
Release the vaccine in vape form. I promise you no one will ask what’s in it at that point.
I went to pick up my tax forms and HOA application Turns out that's not what they sell at the Adult Store at all.
They started a poetry contest at my local prison But I don't know how I feel about that There are prose and cons