The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages? Because it was the time of knights.
People who act all intellectually superior by ending their thoughts with a Latin phrase—- usually have no idea what they are doing. Et al.
Two goldfish are sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says... "You man the turret, I'll drive"
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'