The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!