The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
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If you live in Florida, make sure to take a black and white photo of the hurricane this weekend. I'm not exactly sure why, but I've heard a lot of buzz about a picture of Dorian, grey. People seem pretty wilde about it.
My girlfriend is weird. Sometimes she wants my time, then sometimes suddenly she wants her space We don't seem to have established a functional continuum
I decided to kill off some characters in the book I am writing It would definitely spice up my autobiography.
A group of asexuals are playing cards one, the dealer, says "I would tell you all not to cheat, but there are already five aces at the table."
I suffer from a mental condition where I am unconciously forced to ask for food in the wrong sequence, and sometimes I just plain ask for things that aren't on the menu, anyway... It's a this order disorder disorder disorder.
Saw a little girl walk into my store today wearing a shirt that said FINISHER 2019... I said sweetie, that's a basic achievement, FINISHER 2020 is the real achievement.
It's tradition in my family that we always have a Christmas jumper. It's my job to talk them down.
An old man went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?" Yes of course, said the doctor, why not! "Oh How nice it would be, I have been illiterate for so long" replied the old man with joy.
I read an article on internet.... and it said that 3 of the most common hereditary diseases in the world are- diabetes, hemophilia and infertility.