The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a detective without his intestines? No Shit Sherlock
A buzzard gets on a plane with a rotting rabbit carcass. The flight attendant says "You can't bring that dead animal on the plane."The buzzard replies "It's OK. That just my carrion."
Bill Gates met Arnold Schwarzenegger at a party. He asked him if he had upgraded to Windows 10 yet. Big Arnie replied:Ah still love Vista baby...
hard to find coins, hard to find killer... A rare coin dealer was found dead in his shop on thursday morning.Police said he was beaten 'cent-less...'
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A vel-crow
What did the right leg say to the left leg? Don’t talk the guy in the middle. He’s a dick.
What do you call a bunch of whites guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
I used to do a lot of tap dancing but I kept falling in the sink
Grandson Talking to His Grandfather: "Grandpa, after 65 years of marriage, you still call Grandma 'sweetheart', 'darling' and 'honey'. What's your secret to keeping the flame burning?"Grandpa: "I forgot her name 5 years ago and I don't dare ask"
My friend was an ex 'flat-earther' He finally came around
A magic tractor was driving down the road when it turned into a field!
What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.