The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.