The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
Boat rental manager over loudspeaker: boat number 81, your two hour rental period is up, please return to the dock. Boat rental intern to manager: uh, sir, we only have 60 boats.Boat rental manager over loudspeaker: boat number 18, do you require assistance?
Why did the kid in the wheelchair get bullied? He was easy to push around
What color is the wind? Blew
Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing? Rigor tortoise.
A pig, a dog, and a sheep are sitting at a table. A plate of 20 biscuits are served. The pig grabs 19 and says to the dog: “Watch out, that sheep wants to take your biscuit.”
Why is the network engineer sad? Because his career is in bits.
Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, "wanna hear a joke?" The second dog says "sure!" The first dog says "knock knock." The second says... WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!
I know why this entire country has gotten so cold. It's because Trump stopped blowing hot air that kept all of us warm.