The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed it’s tooth? The dentist
I was air drumming some Metallica at a stop light. I lost a drumstick out the window and quickly changed to Def Leppard.
I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother. She's an animal in bed.