The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A Response To The Stupid "What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that.
Did you hear about the guy who passed away because he consumed too much food coloring? He dyed.
Thought I won an argument with my wife about how to rearrange our furniture..... But when I got home, the tables were turned
[NSFW] Vaxx joke to help break the ice **For those of you who are worried about the Pfizer vaccine, know that they make Viagra too!** If they can raise the dead, they can save the living!
Apparently the man was smothered to death between a pair of breasts. There was no sign of a struggle.
What sort of biscuits fly? Wee plain ones.
A cockroach in my home just came out of the closet. I was shocked at first but I made sure that it felt supported and loved no matter what or whome it loved.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
I was going to share a vegetable joke, but it's corny.
What do clouds do when they become rich? They make it rain!
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
What kind of car does an egg drive?' 'A yolkswagen.'
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.'