The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down,' the tree complains. 'I’m a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.'
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.'
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!