The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
Beethoven gets on the stage and the crowd goes wild. “Are you ready to hear some music??”“YEAH!!!” “I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!”
My visa to visit Afraica got approved. Now I Congo
I was on holiday in Germany with the wife ...and we went to a cafe. After taking our order the young fraulein asked us “Ist das alles?”I replied, “Nein, das ist Sandra.”
Two options for keeping a budget that always has money. Add a zero or move the decimal point.
I have been playing this interesting game with my niece recently. And you just lost it too.
Yesterday Reddit, Hulu and Xbox live was down Must have been a boring day for the staff at BuzzFeed. They couldn't play Call of Duty and insult each other, watch cartoons or even copy and paste more stories for their website.
I think my new Simpsons shirt is a knock-off It says “don’t halve a cow, man”. They really butchered the catchphrase.