The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.