The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.