The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why does the selective Ghost only haunt Bars and Pubs..? ... He's addicted to Boos
Last week I was invited to play in a golf tournament At first I said, 'Naaahhh....' Then they said to me, 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids.' Then I thought......... Damn -- I could win this thing!!!
Some people say that leafy greens are the best thing for colon health But I think fiber makes a solid number two.
Accountant: So you didn’t have traditional income most of the year but your investments and holdings still earned you $9,000,000 **Papa John:****Accountant:** 831,000 pizzas. You’ll owe about $2,800,000 in taxes **Papa John:** And that's...**Accountant:** *(sighs)* 258,000 pizzas
Five minutes after I'd picked him up the hitchhiker turned to me and asked whether I was at all nervous that he could be a murderer. "Not at all", I replied. "What are the odds of both of us being killers?"
I still remember my grandmother’s last words. ‘What’re you doing with that pillow?’
What do you tell a grave robber when they're tired? Dig deep.
I was having trouble reading the paper the other day . . . . . . so I went to the optimist and he said everything was fine.
The day before our family holiday my little brother locked himself in his bedroom. I was worried, so I asked him what he was doing.He said, "I'm packing.""Fuck off," I replied. "It's only about four inches."
LPT for stretching your food budget Cut a minute steak into 60 pieces. Then everyone can have seconds.
She: "Wait for me darling, I just do my makeup...." He: "Oh, you don't need makeup."She: "How nice, you are so sweet."He: "You need plastic surgery."
The mind that calls Covid-19 "the Chinese Virus" on live television is the same mind that called the CEO of Apple "Tim Apple" on live television. The punchline: It's not racism, it's stupidity.
Evangelists don’t need health care. They’re on the single prayer system.
If you care so much about my mental health... ...then gimme some brain
I just passed my Canadian citizenship test. I got an Eh plus.