The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
I once got fired from a canned juice factory. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos