The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Floyd Mayweather vs Logal Paul boxing match was definitely staged.... I think Floyd hit his wife harder honestly.
If women are diesel engines Then men are starter motors. Good for about 30 seconds of action before they need a 15 minute break.
Common English Mistakes Common English Mistakes-mixing up there, their, and they're-using the wrong too, to, or two-putting commas in the wrong place-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches-using apostrophes for plurals
How does an accountant get rid of constipation? He works it out with a pencil
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom Because they’re all dead
An old lady at the bank asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over
Hockey: periods. Football, basketball: quarters. Frisbee golf? Eighths.
TIL that the "o" in Irish names denote that you're a grandson My great-great-great-great grandfather was Reilly, Vehiclepiece. I'm O'O'O'Reilly, Autoparts
Drake must miss being on tv Because he seems to be auditioning for How to Catch a Predator
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!