The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why does the military only allow dress shirts at its ceremonies? Because civilian casual tees are unacceptable.
my mom's (first language is not English) has called Joe everything else but Biden Binder, Barner, Beener, Bruner, Bender. And bonus, Donald Drum.
What do train conductors need most in the world Self a steam
A man walks up to me and says.. .."Why are you making a fire around the pot of water you are in?"I say "Sorry, just trying to build my self a-steam."
It's dark, gloomy with a slight bit of fog. The little girl grips the man's hand tightly as an owls hoot echoed through the rustling trees... "I'm scared" said the little girl."You're scared?!" Said the man. "At least you don't have to walk back alone!"
Queen Victoria didn’t do such a good job keeping drinking water away from toilet water... but it was still frowned upon to cholera fool.
Trading humans like mere goods is highly illegal and immoral. Unless you are a football team manager.
One day a mom made a bowl of salad for her son Son scowls and said: "Mommy I told you I hate salad!" then proceeds to throw the bowl of salad to the ground.Mom angrily responds: "Oh you salad tosser!"
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.