The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here. '
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
A joke by Max Millar that got him banned from the BBC for 5 years in 1944 "I met a beautiful woman on a mountain trail. I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off." Reference: QI, S18E01
Almost all coins look the same This must be what we call a coincidence
Man walks into a library ... says to the librarian in a loud voice, ‘please can I have fish chips and mushy peas twice’. The librarian says ‘this is a library’. The man apologies and whispers ‘sorry, Please can I have fish chips and mushy pease twice’.