The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.