The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
I saw this black guy running with a new television. I called police because it looked like mine. The police checked and It was OK. Mine was still home doing yard work.
I met the world's riches fisherman today "What's your net worth?" I asked."This one was about £10" he replied.
Why are ghosts terrible liars? Because you can see right through them.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.