The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
I went to a self help group for people that suffer from Premature Ejaculation last night They said to get there at 7 but I came early.
I was walking past a building site when the guy hammering the roof called me a "paranoid little weirdo" In morse code
“Honey Dew you want to get married today?” “No. I cantaloupe.”
CORONA ADVISORY The Symptoms of the Corona Virus are: 1. Sweating 2. Weakness 3. Diarrhoea 4. Stomach Pain Basically the same kind of feeling you get when you see your other half checking your phone.
An old lady at the bank asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over
Taxi A drunk guy stops a taxi and opens the door,"You have space for 10 beer and a whole chicken" he asks the driver"Sure" the driver replies"Ok" answers the drunk guy and pukes in the car.
My dad needed some advice on how to wrap birthday presents properly He looked up "Enimem-rap god"
Visited North Korea over the summer, but had to leave one of my bags there. On the bright side, that raised their GDP by 0.5%
When someone says get a grip, Apparently around their neck is NOT what they meant
How many seconds are in a year? . January nd, February nd, March nd, April nd.... etc