The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
What is common between Reddit and China? They both don't like opinions.
Priest: Do you have any idea who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame? Quasimodo: I have a hunch.Priest: Don’t make this about you.
My uncle swore to me that if i wanted to attract girls, I mean REALLY draw in the chicks, I should roll up a sock and put it in my pants. I did this at a high school dance, and I when I got home, he asked me if I tried it and did it work. I told him it did not help at all, and only made things worse. He looked down and said, “Well you were supposed to put it in the FRONT!”
What do you call an angle that’s gotten into a car crash? A rectangle
A Dachshund and a Labrador are walking together when the former suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a Pomeranian and I’m as jittery as a cat.”“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the Labrador.*“I can’t. I'm not allowed on the couch.”*
I Got Hit In the Head By A Soda Can, But It Didn't Hurt That Much... It was a soft drink.
I’ve never understood the idea of invisible planes. I just can’t see them taking off.
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature