The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did the squirrel say when he had to choose between staying still or jumping down? I’m really on the fence about this one
It's 80 years since non stick pans were invented (Teflon 1938) Where is the non stick toilet bowl?
In fallout, why are caps used as currency? Because america is a CAPitalist country.
Why did blonde had lipstick all over the steering wheel ? Because she was trying to blow the horn
Why is it called Red Square called Red Square when it is shaped like a rectangle? Because in Soviet Russia, all sides are equal.
I saw a poster on a tree with a man's face. It read: "MISSING PERSON! REWARD £150". Would you believe it...I was out on a pleasant walk the day after when I found that very guy tied up in the woods down by the river.So regretfully, I had to give him the £150.
You hear about the snail who had to call a tow truck? He couldn't make 'is car go
A man went to jury duty. During a break in deliberations he and a female juror he had been flirting with snuck into the coat closet and she started giving him head. Someone knocked on the door, startling him, and he knocked himself out cold on the closet shelf. When the jury filed back into the courtroom, the judge noticed one was missing. “What happened to my 12th juror?” The jury foreman replied, “Head in-jury your honor, but I hear he just came to.”
Mary had a little lamb... Her gynecologist fainted.
My girlfriend's plastic fork broke while she was eating earlier.... ....Just a tine-y bit. (i was so proud of myself but no one else laughed as much as I did )
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss. I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.
Why can’t 2 Asian people make a white child baby cause 2 wongs don’t make a white
I’m going to open a gold-plated fasteners company It’s going to be called Au Nuts
I heard my school's principle's husband talk about how she gives good blow jobs She is the headmaster after all
I asked my friend how long it would take to perfect my David Carradine impersonation They said, "I wouldn't hold my breath."