The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a kangaroo whos in love with a sheep? A wolly jumper
Sometimes I put lots of stuff in the cart and leave without paying. What are your online shopping habits?
I went to a concert for just 45 cents, it featured 50 Cent and Nickelback.
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.