The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
What does a photo editor and a farmer have in common? They both make good crops.
My dad is see through and used to be a woman. He’s a transparent trans-parent.
Activists Sued for Copyright Violation after portraying Trump as Jafar in Aladdin Stage Show. Judge says Pantomime to Tyrancy was Tantamount to Piracy.
Did you hear the creator of spaghetti died? He pasta way
My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She's at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
Ruth rode on my motorcycle, on the seat behind me... I took a bump at 95, and rode on ruthlessly