The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.'
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
Did you hear about the cheese that’s been working out? Dude’s shredded
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.