The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
To save money I made myself a pair of glasses out of 2 old ketchup bottles. In Heinz-sight I should have just bought a proper pair
What does 100% humidity mean? Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
Why did the crab cross the road? It didn't. It used the sidewalk.(This was a joke my teacher made)
You can never trust what your stomach is saying. It's constantly making shit up.
What do you call a disease coming from China? Kung-Pow Sicken.
What kind of tattoo does a Postal Service worker get? A tramp stamp, and it says, "No postage necessary if nailed in the US."
I got in touch with my inner self today. I'm never buying cheap toilet paper again.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'