The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
My dad had this strange obsession with collecting bottles! Would be one way to say he’s an alcoholic.
Time is like a mountain It is very difficult to budget
Want to know a fun fact about my social security number? It's long and unique, unlike my penis. But like my penis, has never been used by anyone else.
A woman gets a free tattoo after showing the artist one of her breasts. It was a tit-for-tat situation.